You’ll hear all kinds of people trying to be seductive and suggesting that they will drizzle chocoloate syrup over you and lick it off.

That, too, is better in theory than reality.  First of all, remember the first rule: sugar + vagina = yeast infection. 

Apart from that, the chocolate syrup will stain your sheets.  Perhaps you don’t care.  I do.  I, darlings, have been called “a neat freak.”  That’s a damned lie, but I do prefer clean, unstained sheets.  Especially given that chocolate syrup is brown and you know what *else* is brown.  Do you really want someone to think that you have a wholly different kind of stain on your sheets?  No? I thought perhaps not.

On the other hand, if you, like me, have chocolate brown sheets *and* can keep the syrup away from the vagina proper, then have at it.  Chocolate syrup + girl = yum!