A few years ago, The Ex and I got a stack of movies from Blockbuster.com.  Among them, entirely by mistake, was “Carmen Electra’s Lap Dance Workout.”  Seriously, it was a mistake: it was in the package with another DVD.  Anyway, despite being not inclined to work out at all, we watched the video.  We are lesbians, after all, and it was Carmen Electra.  (Note:  Despite what image you have of her, she appears to be quite sweet and I have decided that I like her and would totally hang out with her.)  But anyway …

I tried the workout.  Can you say hilarious?  Something good did come of it, though.  I learned that a lapdance can be quite simple and quite sexy if done by the woman with whom you’re intimate.  I practiced a few times and it turns out … it’s pretty hot.  Both to do and to receive.

I saw we should all learn how to give good lap.  No, darlings, I am not suggesting that you go out and get a job at a strip club. (Nor am I suggesting that you, as one of my friends did upon learning such a thing existed, go out and get a stripper’s license the next time you go to Vegas.)  However, how sensual and sexy would it be for you to do for your partner?  You can choose songs that your partner will like and the moves that you know will get her all riled up.

Butches, don’t think you’re off the hook, either.  Relatively recently, I had a date with a very hot butch chick who gave me a lap dance.  Holy fuck.  It was so sexy and so surprising …. well, let’s just say that a good time was had by all.  It is a perfect example of Lesbian Life Lesson #8.  There is *nothing* cliche about a butch giving a lap dance!

My favorites songs for lap dancing are “Just a Lil Bit” by 50 Cent and ”Gett Off” by Prince.  Do you have any good lap dance songs?