18Aug2009
Filed under: Miscellaneous
Author: FemmeFairyGodmother

Tag, I’m it! The gorgeous Kyle at Butchtastic has named me, along with 9 others, Honest Scrap. I don’t know what prompted it … but maybe the posts full of entirely too much information? In any event, thank you, darling Kyle.
There are three rules for this award:
First, link back to the person who gave you the award: See above for a link to Kyle.
Next, give the award to 10 other bloggers:
- My best friend, Diana even though she hasn’t written for awhile. Diana is direct, funny, warm and kind. An unusual combination.
- Tina-cious for always giving me something to think about and for being able to publicly admit when she thinks she’s wrong.
- Can I Help You Sir? for a view of butch and gender even femmes don’t always get to hear.
- Dyked Out for an always interesting read – and for being a bigger slut (back in the day) than I was!
- 8th Day Planner for being one of the few lesbian blogs I read that talks about God in an honest and unapologetic way.
- Queer Eye Candy for showing the world what we honestly look like.
- Jack at 97% Queer because when he writes something, it’s worth reading.
- Boi Wonder for giving me another perspective of gender identity.
- Existere even though I think she won’t be able to do this for awhile. She’s a brand-new (only a week) lesbian mom of twins. American married to a Brit and living in London. Gives more TMI than even I do.
- Justin Justin knows why I love him despite the fact that we have never once met in person.
Finally: 10 Honest Things About Me
- There are days when I think that the reason I am so free with personal information has less to do with the fact that I used to be a sex educator or that I worked at an HIV/AIDS organization than to do with the fact that if I tell you outrageous stuff you might not notice I haven’t told you anything *real.*
- This isn’t exactly a secret, but I really, really, really (to an infinite power) miss my boys. Not one single day goes by that my heart doesn’t hurt.
- I still have trouble calling myself a Christian, even though it’s true. I hate the image that brings to people’s minds. The so-called Christians who think I am like them and the queers who think I am like those Christians.
- I’m apparently feeling emotional today.
- I am a reality TV junkie. I can’t wait for The Biggest Loser and Dancing with the Stars.
- I have a total crush on someone around whom I act like a completely inarticulate moron. It’s not a lover-crush, it’s more of a “oh, aren’t you so cool, won’t you be my friend” sort of crush.
- I think people who make any sort of dessert and call it “Better Than Sex[fill in the blank]” are not having sex with the right people.
- Femme I am, darlings, but I am *not* a pillow princess. There are things I *love* about being a lesbian that involve direct participation!
- I love to have furniture that someone else used to have. People I love, I mean. I have a few things that I’ve swiped from friends and family members. It makes my apartment feel good.
- I may never be grown up enough to buy a house on my own. I *freak* at house-issues. Like the tree that fell on our house and damaged the roof and the foundation. Freaked out.
kyle
August 18th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Thanks for playing, darlin
#7: no doubt!!! I agree.. really really good sex has no equal
#5: so are Mrs. Kyle and Spawn1
#10: I love having a house. Mrs. Kyle and I are very happy house owners
Tina-cious.com
August 18th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
“I hate the image that brings to people’s minds”
I do apologize for letting it creep into my mind at first.
“Those” Christians are giving you guys SUCH a bad name.
Thx for pickin’ me!
I’ll have it up by Thursday (after all, tomorrow is Wordless Wednesday!
8thday
August 19th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Thanks for the shout out. It can get lonely out here on the fringe of the fringe.
Dawg
August 19th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
This former slut is honored! LOL
jack
August 19th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Thanks for the mention FFG. I’m honored. I love your blog.
Jerzi
August 20th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Love your honesty honey.
3- Christian isn’t what someone thinks but the relationship you have with god.
7- I compare dessert to heaven not sex. Sex has its own category! haha
8- yes yes, there isn’t anything sexier then a femme who takes control and knows what she is doing! owww
You fkn ROCK FFG
FemmeFairyGodmother
August 21st, 2009 at 12:30 am
It’s not that I don’t want to have a house – I just don’t want one on my own. I *freak* about stuff like, you know, trees on the roof and storm-damaged foundations. Stuff like that.
FemmeFairyGodmother
August 21st, 2009 at 12:31 am
No worries, Ms. T. I have that image sometimes myself. And I’m going over to check out your blog here in a minute.
FemmeFairyGodmother
August 21st, 2009 at 12:32 am
Aw. Come on in closer then!
FemmeFairyGodmother
August 21st, 2009 at 12:32 am
FemmeFairyGodmother
August 21st, 2009 at 12:32 am
Thanks, Jack! I love yours as well.
FemmeFairyGodmother
August 21st, 2009 at 12:36 am
Aw, Jerzi. Thanks!
Mrs. Micah
August 23rd, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I know what you mean about #3. In fact, I try to slip in that I go to an awesome, Welcoming church if I can. I worry people will think I’m proselytizing, but I really don’t want to get lumped in with a lot of doctrines that I believe are misguided at best and horrible at worst.
Lady Di
August 26th, 2009 at 10:57 am
YOU are a doll…putting me at the top of your list! I am a slacker to the Nth degree. It’s true, I haven’t written in a long time. I’ve taken down a lot of my blogs because the truth hurt. I removed a blog that I loved writing, one that kept me in touch with amazing writers on a daily basis, writers I’ve neglected because the “dude” I was with was offended that I wrote a sex blog in addition to the fact that my other blog site dragged his personal shit out into the open as well.
You know what? Fuckitall. I’m going back to starting my sex blog again. It was far too much fun. Hmmm…how often can one write about masturbating? Guess I’ll find out, won’t I? A sex blog written by a woman who isn’t having sex. That’ll really slay them. And in the meantime, I will start writing again on a regular basis. Obviously I have a lot to say since my comments here are practically blogs in and of themselves!
d’oh!!!