I have, almost without noticing, acquired a girlfriend.
Yes, you read that correctly. I have a girlfriend.
To be honest with you, I’m not sure how it happened. I started hanging out with someone a while ago but I certainly didn’t expect to end up with a girlfriend. In fact, I told more than one person that there was simply No. Way. I was going to end up in any sort of relationship with this woman, other than friends. We’re friends, for sure. And, now, it seems girlfriends.
You are probably going to be shocked to find out that I am also not going to be telling you a great deal about her. I may tell you when I’ve seen her, some of the things we’ve done and all that, but maybe not. There are a number of reasons for this and among them is that she is more private than I am. Perhaps someday, but not right now.
What I will tell you is this:
She’s amazing. She is exactly what I need right now. She doesn’t live in the same city as I do, so we will only see each other about twice a month. That’s perfect for me. I get to have all the fun and romance of a new relationship without all the complications of daily living.
My girl is funny and smart, she’s a total smartass (which, as you all know, I completely dig) and she’s dead sexy. Also? Such. A. Good. Kisser. That’s crucial for me – I canNOT be with someone who doesn’t kiss well.
She is probably the exact opposite of who you’d expect me to date, in some ways. After all that carrying on about how I like tall women – she’s shorter than me. Four inches shorter than me. She is Alpha enough that I never notice that she’s shorter. *grin* She also tends to prefer me in workout clothes or jeans rather than Full Femme Mode. Which is a good thing since Full Femme doesn’t come as naturally to me these days as it once did. I’m less uber-high-femme now and more … well, what? Garden variety femme, I guess.
This will give you a good idea of her personality:
When we were trying to figure out what to call her here in FairyLand, we tried out and discarded various things. I asked her what I call her besides her name. Her immediate answer? “Sweetheart and heathen.” So there you are – she’s Sweetheart Heathen, possibly SHH when I’m feeling lazy.
Welcome to Fairyland, Sweetheart Heathen. I’m glad you’re in my world.
The Femme Fairy Godmother is the alterego of a Michigan femme who loves to give (mostly unsolicited) advice to everyone regardless of sexual orientation. Also, the FFG has an overwhelming urge to mother everyone. And by mother I mean tell you how to live your life.
Kyle
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Honey, I’m so very happy for you.. did my ad help at all? Seems like you found this one on your own, so I won’t be expecting any kick-back
Sweetheart Heathen.. you probably already know this, but y’all better take good care of FFG.. she’s got friends
BookGnome
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
LOL. It’s always when you least expect it or stop looking for it. Congrats, girlie girl.
FemmeFairyGodmother
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:54 pm
@kyle Aww! That was so sweet. *grin* Thank you, darlin’.
~k
November 3rd, 2009 at 7:07 pm
so very happy for you, girlie! remember how you said you owed me an email? now i’m going to insist on one!! *grin*
SHH, you are in the presence of fabulous, witty, snarky, lovely greatness. i assume you already know this, and appreciate it. *smile*
xo
8thday
November 3rd, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Well. that made me smile. Enjoy.
Amber
November 3rd, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Oh gurrrrl, rock the hell on! I’m quite happy for you.
dawg
November 4th, 2009 at 8:57 am
ok so the whole K . I . S . S . I . N . G song just popped in my head
SHH better make you happy, cause like kyle said, you’ve got some badass friends
Mrs. Micah
November 4th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Aww, congrats!
SHH
November 4th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
If you have a gf that means i have a gf.
*blink blink*
Hell yes i have a gf. A smart, sexy, tall, feisty, challenging, amazing gf! Who is an excellent kisser. Who i get to see again very soon.
Life. Is. Good.
VB(nf)GF
November 4th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
First off, I think I got my Fairyland name right… I don’t know. Second off there are just too many smart ass things I could say about this post
Oh, wait, I better be careful because now we all know how much you dig a smart ass.
Did I mention that I TOLD YOU SO
CJ
November 5th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
I say you call her Super Hot Sexy Girlfriend. Just a suggestion!
Kendra
November 5th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Like.
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Jude
November 6th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Good for you AND for SHH too.
Scintillectual
November 6th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Uh huh…I’m just going to sit here and grin. And, as your BFF, SHH needs to know that although I may be ultra-femme-femme? I also carry a black belt in tae kwon do. AND I can do it in heels.
Camlin
November 7th, 2009 at 9:59 am
That’s so awesome!
saintchick
November 8th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Isn’t it great when it just falls into your lap ? I know I am so there. So happy for you.. you deserve it after everything xoxo
LilliGirl
November 26th, 2009 at 12:25 am
Good stuff…Have tons of fun!