As I fully jacked the idea of a Swoon List from G, clearly she’s the perfect butch for my first Swoon List post. Yes, that’s the reason why. It has nothing to do with the total hotness that is G.
I can’t remember anymore how I found G’s blog. I laughed so much at the first post that I went back and read the entire blog. She’s hilarious. Funny is definitely swoon-inducing. Some examples of blog posts that made me laugh are: You Don’t Bring Me Flowers (her comments about the search terms that got people to her) and Play Ball! which has to be my favorite canihelpyousir.com post of all time.
G shares my obsession with good grammar. Y’all, she even texts in full sentences with proper spelling! Oh, and, yes, she’s smart. Funny AND smart? Lethal combination. Smart is *so* swoon-inducing!
On a fully shallow note, my readers know that I have a thing for tall women – G is taller than me, even if I wear heels! Tall is DEFINITELY swoon-inducing!
Oh, and did I forget to mention the total hotness that is G? Check it out for yourself:



The Femme Fairy Godmother is the alterego of a Michigan femme who loves to give (mostly unsolicited) advice to everyone regardless of sexual orientation. Also, the FFG has an overwhelming urge to mother everyone. And by mother I mean tell you how to live your life.
Scintillectual
February 26th, 2010 at 9:24 am
I’d say that you made a very wise first choice, my dear. LOVE the pics! And yes, smart and funny rank pretty well up there in the top two qualities that any swoon-worthy butch must have. I don’t get to read her blog as often as I like, but if you haven’t been there, what are you waiting for? It’s good read! Congrats on being #1, G!
Jen
February 26th, 2010 at 9:54 am
What a nice first choice, FFG!
G is pretty damn funny and smart – two of the sexiest traits, evah.
Congrats, G-licious.
kaitlin
February 26th, 2010 at 10:06 am
what a great first swoon, little mama!
that G is a total PUMA!
G
February 26th, 2010 at 11:30 am
I’m flattered! Thank you for choosing me as your first victim … and hey, nice song choice!
ABtflDisaster
February 26th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
WOOT WOOT…Love it! G is definitely a rockin butch!
alphafemme
February 26th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
I knew it! I knew it! I knew G would be first!!!! Love those pics, hooooooo. and she texts in full sentences with proper spelling? HOT.
Congrats, G
kerie
February 26th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
So, smart , funny, tall and good grammar. Taking notes …
Sweetspiced
February 26th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
This was definitely not something to check while at work. You did pick the perfect person to swoon over. *fans self*
Something about a cowboy hat …
FFAF
February 26th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Nice! G, what are you drinking in that first photo? Also, I am so glad that I’m not the only freakshow who texts in such a manner. PROPERLY.
Capitolfemme
February 27th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
G, what amazing photos! The top one is just dreamy, and the second picture could easily be a postcard/advertisement for the great American West. Definitely the best choice for the first member of the Swoon List!
aneke
February 28th, 2010 at 11:59 am
Hey I was part of the G fan club long before I ever actually saw a picture of her
Now I think I may name myself president. Proper text language? Be still my beating heart, lol.
Someone tell me where was that second pic taken? It’s so beautiful
Jude
March 1st, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Nice job FFGM and congrats to my bro. Your pics are making the some delicious hearts throb.
G
March 5th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
FFAF: I am drinking vodka & cranberry in that first photo.
Aneke: I know I already told you, but I thought I’d better answer in case anyone else was wondering. That picture was taken on the top of Guardsman Pass here in Salt Lake City, which is basically the road that goes up and over the mountains into Park City. It’s one of my favorite drives.