I didn’t expect to get an anonymous nomination, but I have! Unknown Honey has nominated one of my favorite Twitter friends (aka “tweeps”), Blazer. I take full credit for getting Blazer on Twitter anyway! She only joined because I harangued her into it. I was relentless, y’all!
Blazer started reading FemmeFairyGodmother.com quite a while ago and has always left me great comments: funny or thoughtful or flirtatious. Now that I say that, that sounds like Blazer herself: funny, thoughtful and flirtatious! She lives in California, so we haven’t had the pleasure of an in-person meeting but I imagine we will at some point. Still, she’s the first one to send me a text or Twitter direct message when I’ve been MIA for a while – just making sure I’m okay. That’s sweet, isn’t it?
Aside from funny, thoughtful and flirtatious, our Blazer is a little bit shy. Okay, now, those of you who follow her on Twitter, settle down! It’s true. Until she gets to know you, Blazer is quiet. Once she feels comfortable, though, all bets are off!
As for the song … well, Blazer chose this one herself. I went looking for songs on YouTube with “blazer” in the title and all I found were videos of Chevy Blazers. So, I gave it up and used her song!
Go over and follow her on Twitter. Scroll down to check out Blazer and leave her some comment love! You can do it here as she doesn’t blog – yet!



The Femme Fairy Godmother is the alterego of a Michigan femme who loves to give (mostly unsolicited) advice to everyone regardless of sexual orientation. Also, the FFG has an overwhelming urge to mother everyone. And by mother I mean tell you how to live your life.
Andi
May 21st, 2010 at 9:45 am
Awww SOCKS! Congrats! I for one am very glad that FFG was able to bug you enough to get your silly ass on twitter. Again, congratulations on this weeks Swoon List!
saintchick
May 21st, 2010 at 9:48 am
SOCKS ! congrats ! I think you are too funny… and never without a smartass comment… ohhh… somebody’s got a stalker.. hee hee !! congrats hot stuff !
sweetspiced
May 21st, 2010 at 10:08 am
Ah FFG – you don’t know how perfect that song is for Blazer! Although I can see she’s now Socks. *snicker*
I am so glad she drug your butt onto twitter! Definitely picked the perfect person for a swoon list. And you damn well deserve lots of stalkers! I should know!
Congrats and see you soon!
Blazer
May 21st, 2010 at 10:16 am
I would like to thank the Academy, my agent and of course Unknown Honey (whoever you are, and don’t think that it doesn’t drive me crazy not knowing). I also have to thank @SweetSpiced with the song selection. She was a little freaked out at the thought that I might choose a Bee Gees song and went searching for one she thought might fit and not offend the masses.
I really appreciate this honor though I have to apologize to the previous recipients for having now lowered the bar so far. Andi_HB and saintchick you guys are the best!
Jude
May 21st, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Lowered the bar??!!! Get the hell out….look at those blues. You’ve got to drive the women crazy with those eyes.
Anyway Congrats to the shy Blazer…HA!…and hoping that Honey comes out to you.
lescook
May 21st, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I only know Blazer by the comments I read in various places but she never fails to make me Laugh Out Loud. And an unknown admirer? AWESOME…how cool is that!!! Well done mate!
Scintillectual
May 21st, 2010 at 11:01 pm
Yay! Blazer, you know that you are one of OUR favorite people and now, of course, one of my darling DPR’s bestest friends. Everything that has been said about you is true. You make me laugh my ass off but you also make me think. Your comments are often well thought out and insanely intelligent. I do hope you start blogging soon because we would all benefit from your humor and your insight.
Many hugs and mucho congrats!