I met Mallory a couple of years ago when she was fairly newly out. She is friends with my godchildren’s moms and they began inviting her to parties and things.
It’s too bad for you all that Mallory neither blogs nor tweets and she keeps her Facebook private, so you can’t be pals with her there. But, my femmes, this is a butch you’d want to know.
Mallory is a femme’s butch. She’s sweet and funny. She’s smart – but mostly a smartASS! She goes to college in Chicago and I love to tease her that she’s majoring in gym but, apparently, exercise science is more complex than “gym”. Who knew? In any event, Mallory spends a fair amount of time in the gym, but don’t let that fool you into thinking she’s an airheaded gymrat. Oh, no, my femmes, she isn’t.
Mallory’s sister has two little boys and seeing Mallory light up with one of them walks in the room is sweet. That the boys also light up is even better. There are days when she thinks she wants her own rugrats and days when she’s pretty sure she should stay Aunt Mallory (or Aunt Madry, as the youngest of her nephews calls her.)
Oh. Yeah. And if you ever meet Ms. Mallory – don’t let her fool you. She can cook! Don’t let her sweet talk you into doing all the cooking!
Mal’s best friend is a photographer and she took the first two of these pictures, which were Mallory-approved for publication. The last one I’m sorta sneaking in – it’s one of my favorite pictures of her because I think it completely captures her personality. As for the song – when we all first met Mallory, our mutual friends would tease her that, being so young, she was a Butch in Training – BIT.
Leave Mallory some comment love, darlings. You KNOW how sensitive those butches can be!



The Femme Fairy Godmother is the alterego of a Michigan femme who loves to give (mostly unsolicited) advice to everyone regardless of sexual orientation. Also, the FFG has an overwhelming urge to mother everyone. And by mother I mean tell you how to live your life.
Scintillectual
June 18th, 2010 at 11:17 am
Yes, I agree, Mallory deserves to be on the Butch Swoon list! And although the first two photos are really hot? I LOVE the last one!!! Good choice.
saintchick
June 18th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
congrats to Mallory for 2 reasons.. #1 making it on the Butch Swoon List and #2 surviving FFG.. just kidding I love you !
Blazer
June 18th, 2010 at 11:51 pm
Welcome to the list Mal. It’s good to meet you (sort of) and I am glad that you have re-raised the Swoon List bar to a more appropriate height. Oh and I predict that FFG will have you on twitter before long, she was relentless with me.
Mallory Horein
June 19th, 2010 at 1:51 am
How sweet, FFG
But really must you tell all the femmes that I am a sweet talker and that I know how to cook. Sweet talk and charm are what helped me survive as saintchick put it
Don’t go telling all my secrets or else I may live to survive another femme as she most likely will not put up with any of my bs. I’d be in real trouble then
Secondly who you calling BIT and sensative, me? Ok, I may be a little on the sensitive side, but that is what makes me sweet. And just a reminder, I am far from a BIT
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@Sintillectual, don’t encourage her on that last photo. I had a few beers and was high on paint fumes
@Blazer, nice to meet you as well. I must be honest, I have never even seen a twitter page!
Thanks guys and thanks FFG!