Some of my butch pals on Twitter were talking about working out today. I just started up again because after a 15-year hiatus from running, I gotta do something besides the spotty weight lifting and Pilates trainer workouts. So, lately, I’ve been dancing around my house for an hour and doing Pilates mat [...]
An entire industry has been created to deal with it. Countless women have been shamed by it. Innumerable comedians have made jokes about it. What, precisely, is “it”? The supposedly fishy smell of a woman’s vagina.
Being a lesbian, and probably having significantly more experience with vaginas (both mine and [...]
Since the whipped cream is the one that I talk about with regard to Lesbian Life Lessons, we’ll begin there:
Whipped cream + vagina = yeast infection.
I found this out the hard way when I was 16. I had a “relationship” with a man 20 years older than me. (I *told* you I had a misspent [...]
The Femme Fairy Godmother is the alterego of a Michigan femme who loves to give (mostly unsolicited) advice to everyone regardless of sexual orientation. Also, the FFG has an overwhelming urge to mother everyone. And by mother I mean tell you how to live your life.