Hi, Pumpkins! The FemmeFairyGodmother has been sick since before Christmas, thus the complete lack of blog posts. Getting better but still sick. Which means you’re going to have to wait until next Christmas for my Christmas Story Post.
In the meantime, have a safe and exciting New Year’s Eve and I wish for you [...]
This is the easiest possible punch.
- 2 parts Sprite (or whatever lemon-lime soda you like)
- 1 part cranberry juice (or cranberry juice cocktail if you prefer less tart)
- as much vodka as you like. (You can also leave the vodka out if you prefer to remain sober so as to act right in public.
Stir [...]
I watched a sitcom once about Thanksgiving. One man walks into the room & his friends ask where his wife is. He responds, “Jane is Native American. Thanksgiving is not a happy time around our house.”
I am half Native American. Well, I’m Potowatomi and the preferred word is “Anishinaabe” which means Original [...]
Easter is April 12 this year, so why don’t you make an Easter basket for your partner? It’s okay if you’re not a practicing Christian. Go ahead and do one anyway! The early Christians (mis)appropriated a number of pagan holidays and rituals, so we might as well take ‘em back.What would you put [...]
The Femme Fairy Godmother is the alterego of a Michigan femme who loves to give (mostly unsolicited) advice to everyone regardless of sexual orientation. Also, the FFG has an overwhelming urge to mother everyone. And by mother I mean tell you how to live your life.