Femme Fairy Godmother

Saturday night I went out with friends. I had such a good time! I have no idea why I don’t go out more often.
My friends A, K and AJ and I went to a women’s bar (I don’t think it can be properly called a club, honestly)) in Lansing, MI. I didn’t [...]

You may have noticed the lack of writing. I haven’t felt like it. I have been reading a lot and watching TV-on-DVD (Angel, Bones, Criminal Minds) and avoiding people, for the most part. No Twitter, no lunch dates with friends, none of that. Or at least not much of it.
I wish I could tell [...]

I was talking to a friend recently who was having difficulty with her girlfriend. The girlfriend couldn’t have orgasms easily, if at all, and she blamed my friend. When my friend told me this, she wanted to blame herself for her girlfriend’s lack of orgasms. I had to interrupt her: You, and only you, [...]

About 12 years ago, my friends J & B invited me to go up north with them and a bunch of their friends. Their friends were all couples, so I asked my friend E to go with me. (An aside: “Go Up North” is a Big Thing to Do in MI. North is relative, [...]

Yesterday was an interesting day for my Facebook friends.
Status Update 1: I think I’d better go back to bed and try again tomorrow.
Status Update 2: Oh, and also? Women suck. I am, apparently, in the angry phase. Ugh. Did I say women suck? No? Well, then … women suck. /rant.
Status Update 3: I am now [...]

On Sunday, Sweetheart Heathen and I stopped seeing each other.
I don’t really feel like giving you all the details, so I’m not. I’ll tell you this:
It sucks but I’m going to get over it.

So Sweetheart Heathen knows that I like guns. I learned to shoot in high school. I took ROTC to get out of gym class and we had to learn to shoot. I placed third in the entire city in a competition. As it turns out, I am a very good [...]

I watched a sitcom once about Thanksgiving. One man walks into the room & his friends ask where his wife is. He responds, “Jane is Native American. Thanksgiving is not a happy time around our house.”
I am half Native American. Well, I’m Potowatomi and the preferred word is “Anishinaabe” which means Original [...]

Once a week I go take my dad out to eat and to do any errands he might have to do. Today, he wanted to go to Best Buy to show me the computers he recently bought my sister and her family. While we were there, we found out that Best Buy is [...]

It has been pointed out to me that I have not been writing real posts lately. According to VB(nf)GF, recipes do not count. If they were *her* favorite cookies, she’d probably complain less, but whatev.
The thing is, there are so many things that I want to talk about and they are all related [...]