My friend Scintillectual recently wrote about her first experience with a woman. I thought about doing that. Until I remembered how scandalous my first experience was. I decided against it. Instead, I have a story for you of my misspent youth. It’s something that until a year or so ago, I’d totally forgotten. I’m pretty [...]
My pal Kyle has been keeping notes so that when I end my self-imposed Woman Hiatus he can be of assistance in finding me a new gf. Motivated largely, I’m sure, by an intense desire for me to shut the fuck UP about it already and, possibly, send him more lemon poundcakes. Then my BFF, [...]
I discovered a new blog today. Everyone, I introduce you to Martini Cartwheels. Her version of the Honest Scrap Award made me laugh right out loud and I immediately decided to pirate her idea. Here we go, Ten New True Things About FFG: 1. If I went on Hell’s Kitchen, I’d get booted off in [...]
G at Can I Help You, Sir? has been writing about her weaknesses when it comes to women. Y’all should go over and read them. Actually, read the whole blog. G is seriously hilarious. More than once I have laughed out loud at her blog. In any event, she inspired me to do my own [...]
Christmas 2007 was the Year of the Grill. Please note that I said 2007. As in, nearly 2 years ago. First, my dad gave me this grill. It’s very cool. The grill plates come off so you can wash them easily. There are also other plates that I never use, like a waffle dealie and [...]
I wrote something a few years ago about my responses to the anti-butch among us and I told someone I’d try to find it for her. I have been looking through my old blogs to see if I could find it and so far, no luck. However, I did find this from a blog so [...]
The Femme Fairy Godmother is the alterego of a Michigan femme who loves to give (mostly unsolicited) advice to everyone regardless of sexual orientation. Also, the FFG has an overwhelming urge to mother everyone. And by mother I mean tell you how to live your life.