Femme Fairy Godmother

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Isn’t this cool? The FemmeFairyGodmother has her own website! This isn’t the final design but I’ll have it for awhile. I’m gonna find a designer to do something specific to me but first I have to find someone to help me do some other things. Like make a FFG avatar that is original, not a [...]

Tag, I’m it! The gorgeous Kyle at Butchtastic has named me, along with 9 others, Honest Scrap. I don’t know what prompted it … but maybe the posts full of entirely too much information? In any event, thank you, darling Kyle. There are three rules for this award: First, link back to the person who [...]

No, darlings, the FemmeFairyGodmother is not expecting. The lack of uterus prevents that particular event. The Girl and DIl are expecting another baby! They need name suggestions for both boys and girls since they have no idea what they are getting. They have a Bariana, Shawn and Jodie.What are your ideas?

My last post was all about my adventures in shaving the Girl Bits and what I packed for Utah. All that talk about personal business and what do y’all comment on? Socks and sandals. Listen, darlings, I’m a fashion girl. I not only read a good dozen fashion magazines every month, I pay attention. I [...]

I’m half Potowatomi (read: Indian) and half garden-variety-white-chick. Do you know that natives, generally speaking, have considerably less body hair than your garden-variety-white-chick? Yeah. Guess which half of the family *I* take after? So, recently I posted that I’ve discovered that shaved = yum. Tomorrow I am going to Utah for 2 weeks and I [...]

Some of my butch pals on Twitter were talking about working out today. I just started up again because after a 15-year hiatus from running, I gotta do something besides the spotty weight lifting and Pilates trainer workouts. So, lately, I’ve been dancing around my house for an hour and doing Pilates mat stuff. By [...]

First of all, I was on Facebook, leaving to come over here and I saw an ad that read “Yours is packed and portable.” I clicked too quickly to read the entire ad but I think it was for a laptop. Of course, I have sex on the brain, so I was thinking of something [...]

This isn’t an official Lesbian Life Lesson because it’s not something I can decide for you. I can’t give you a definitive do it or don’t. Not that long ago, I was pretty anti-shaving. I should be clear that by shaving, I mean the Girl Bits. My opinion was that if you didn’t like the [...]

Did y’all think I’d abandoned you? Of course I haven’t! My surgery was on 6/17 and it mostly went well. I had some minor complications (if you can call tearing one’s labia minor) and I’ve been at home recovering. I am finally able to think clearly enough to risk writing. Apparently, I was pretty loopy [...]