Miscellaneous Category

The Femme Fairy GodMother Needs You

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First with the potentially dramatic: On June 17, I’m having a hysterectomy. Not cancer, but still necessary and I’ll be off work for 4 weeks. Some of that time, I will not be able to do much of anything besides watch TV. I’m going to order Netflix for while I’m off. So here’s my question: [...]

More Fan Shrieks!

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Over the weekend, I posted the Femme Fairy Godmother’s Rules for Moving and linked to OrganizedHome.com which I have been a fan of for years. I sent a message to them letting them know that I linked to them and guess what? Cynthia Ewer, the owner of the site, left a comment! Go check it [...]

FFG Morphs

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Okay, darlings. As of Friday the 3rd, I will be officially morphing from the Femme Fairy Godmother into Aunt Barbie and hanging out with my niece and nephew at Disney World. I’ve decided NOT to take my laptop, so I will be MIA until 4/12 or 4/13. I’ll have pictures, probably, when I get back!

Lizzy the Lezzy

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I’ve been on YouTube today. I found this cartoon and I had to share it with you. The one on the main page (as of 3.28) is about The L Word finale.The opening song is hilarious. I have no idea if this is done by a lesbian or not, but it’s still pretty good. Are [...]

Win a Book!

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Want to win Free Style by Linda Nieves-Powell? It’s not a lesbian book, but it’s a good one. Go to my book blog and leave me a comment about what is your favorite book and why. All the contest details are there.

Free Customized Magazine

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Totally off-topic, but… I picked up a copy of InStyle today at Barnes and Nobles. It was a total impulse – I went there to buy a book about DisneyWorld. Anyway, I’m glad I did! Time is going a special promotion with Lexus to send free magazines to the first 31,000 subscribers. It’s a custom [...]

As Seen on Twitter

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“I would never f**k a girl who doesn’t have a proper command of the semi colon.” – ButchTasticKyle Ever heard a woman say “Why are all the good {fill in gender} married?” Dude, Kyle is not only *married* but has TWO girlfriends. Yeah. Apparently Kyle doesn’t need a hobby, girls are Kyle’s hobby!

How to Meet a Woman

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How am I going to meet someone? That’s the bane of the single lesbian. A reader sent me an email recently saying that what *she* would like to know about is how to meet other lesbians. At lunch yesterday, I was telling a couple of straight friends that if they think it’s hard to meet [...]

She's Just Not That Into You

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On Valentine’s Day, I saw the movie “He’s Just Not That Into You”. It was a great movie starring the lovely Ginnifer Goodwin. The movie begins with a boy pushing a girl down and saying snotty things to her. She goes and tells her mother who, instead of saying, “That boy was just a stupid [...]

Welcome B0rgess Peeps

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Hello, there, gorgeous girls! Thanks for reading! If you can leave comments, please do. I’ve heard your request for information and I’m doing some research!

About Femme Fairy Godmother

The Femme Fairy Godmother is the alterego of a Michigan femme who loves to give (mostly unsolicited) advice to everyone regardless of sexual orientation. Also, the FFG has an overwhelming urge to mother everyone. And by mother I mean tell you how to live your life.