“I would never f**k a girl who doesn’t have a proper command of the semi colon.” – ButchTasticKyle
Ever heard a woman say “Why are all the good {fill in gender} married?” Dude, Kyle is not only *married* but has TWO girlfriends. Yeah. Apparently Kyle doesn’t need a hobby, girls are Kyle’s hobby!
The Femme Fairy Godmother is the alterego of a Michigan femme who loves to give (mostly unsolicited) advice to everyone regardless of sexual orientation. Also, the FFG has an overwhelming urge to mother everyone. And by mother I mean tell you how to live your life.